Dwight: Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He’d be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody’s face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then.
Starring: Clive Owen as Dwight McCarthy, Mickey Rourke as Marv, Rosario Dawson as Gail, Bruce Willis as John Hartigan, Devon Aoki as Miho, Brittany Murphy as Shellie, Benicio del Toro as Det. Rafferty, Elijah Wood as Kevin and Jessica Alba as Nancy, dirs. Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez and “special guest director”, Quentin Tarantino.
Bridget von Hammersmark: I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
Starring: Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa, Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine, Diane Kruger as Bridget von Hammersmark, Eli Roth as Donny Donowitz and Michael Fassbender as Lt. Archie Hicox, dirs. Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth.