Ryan Reynolds is one of the biggest stars working in Hollywood today. Whether he takes a more serious approach in psychological horror roles like The Amityville Horror and Buried, or he is off being a straight up fantastical genius as Wade Wilson in Deadpool, audiences love them this Canadian talent… And of course who wouldn’t because Canadians do it better, amiright or amiright? 😉
Reynolds met his lovely wife of five years, Blake Lively, on set of the 2011 comic book flick Green Lantern, and although the film was not incredibly well-received, something great came out of it — the adorable relationship between Reynolds and Lively. Their chemistry was easily the best aspect of this doomed film and the sequence where Carol (Lively) figures out Hal’s (Reynolds) identity will forever make me laugh, no matter what:
Informative Tweets For Every Occasion!
The beautifully talented couple have two daughters together — James, 2 and Ines, 4 months — and Reynolds occasionally takes to Twitter to update his almost five million followers on any comings and goings involving his family. As per Ryan Reynolds, they are mostly sarcastic and wildly hysterical.
1. Taking A Trip To Disneyland
Reynolds’s ability to create an invigorating narrative in just 140 characters is unparalleled. With this tweet, at least he mentions how excited his daughter was when he told her about his Disneyland expedition.
2. When Asked Why The Sun Goes Down
Here, we see Reynolds eloquently explain to his daughter why the sun goes away every night. If he ever puts out a book on parenting, I will most definitely rent that shit out of the library.
3. Him Encouraging Dreams
Back when his first daughter was six months old, Reynolds decided to encourage her dreams of becoming the next Picasso even though he was not exactly a fan of her work. I mean, it is quite inspirational, really.
4. “I Can’t Do This”
Reynolds admits that sometimes, parenting is difficult — a sentiment many can attest to. There have been many times when I am about to cook and see all the ingredients in front of me and I whisper the exact same thing. I feel you, Ryan.
5. Hey Man, The Hair Is The Moneymaker
His love for his daughter transcends relatively extreme weather patterns. If that’s not love, I have no idea what is.
6. Frankly, We Need More Baby Cages
They get all the fresh air and sunlight they need! Why would a permit be needed for such a fantastic parenting tool? I am with Reynolds on this one.
7. Baby Learns Of Acceptance
If there were more people on Earth that would swipe right, legions of lonely people would have a satisfyingly quick sense of acceptance from their peers. You go, baby Reynolds!
8. Teaching Babies About The Circle Of Life
Always remember, readers: If a loved one decides to sneeze into your yawning mouth, remind them that one day they will have to bury you. That will teach them.
9. More Life Lessons Taught By Nursery Rhymes
Not only is Reynolds is a fantastically hilarious tweeter, he writes informative nursery rhymes as well! Is there anything this disgustingly talented man cannot do? That parenting book is looking better and better as time goes by.
10. Nobody Claimed He Was A Fashionista
To be fair, there are tons of Halloween outfits that rock this exact attire, and it is super encouraging to see Reynolds take a vested interest in the fashion choices of his children.
11. Answering The Question Fans Want Answered The Most
It really is so difficult finding trusting people to execute a lower back tattoo for an infant. My parents have firsthand experience with such a matter and I am certainly a better person for it.
12. Look Forward To That ‘Parenting By Ryan Reynolds’ Book Soon!
This tweet was written in June 2015 so only four years or so left to go! I wouldn’t place too much money on it being done that soon since Reynolds is busy with his various Deadpool endeavors, but I’m sure it will release eventually.